the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Your cock deserves a montage
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
