if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
