YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
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