...so i touched it.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
