She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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