I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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