So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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