that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
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