Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
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