that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
We got so high we made milksteak
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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