Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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