I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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