Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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