Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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