Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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