I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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