kristin has been a bad kristin
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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