I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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