Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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