Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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