Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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