Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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