as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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