Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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