The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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