she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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