just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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