So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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