I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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