CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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