Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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