I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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