he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Randomize