Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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