did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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