is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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