Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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