dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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