This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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