your room smells of hookers.
And success
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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