windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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