Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
There are leaves in my underwear?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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