Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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