What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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