why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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