I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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