dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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