It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Operation Purity has been aborted
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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