Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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