it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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