Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Randomize
