is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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