What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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