what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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